• *Pollen accidentally enters body*
  • Immune system: What the hell is that?
  • Pollen: Oh hey. Sorry. We got a bit lost. The wind kinda bl-
  • Immune system: OH GOD WE'RE UNDER ATTACK
  • Pollen: What?!? No! We just got lo-
  • Immune system: OPEN THE FLOODGATES
  • Pollen: The what?
  • Mucus membranes: Sir. All the floodgates?
  • Immune system: ALL OF THEM.
  • Pollen: Wait. Wait. You don't... Oh shi-
  • [Dramatic music]
  • Me: *Sneezes*

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